I hate you back

I've never hated my back more than I have today. So I was sitting here at work studying for my two finals tomorrow and all of a sudden my back goes out. I didn't do a thing, it just decided for no apparent reason that it wanted to make my life even more miserable than it already is. THANKS BACK!!!

This current situation puts a "cramp" in my style (pun most certainly intended). I've got two finals tomorrow and more importantly I have a bar crawl to go on after they are over. How am I supposed to drink, play bags, play volleyball, and possibly look like a drunken fool out on the dance floor if my back is out!!! Well there is a simple solution...drink lots of hard alcohol and really really fast. As the saying goes No Pain No Gain. This would be a great idea, except that I have the party on Saturday that will require me to play wifl-ball, run through a sprinkler, do keg stands, and dance on the roof of the house. Although I'm almost certain I will probably perfect the "Corpse Bong" (A Michael Worden invention) since I will almost undoubetly be on my back most of the night.

I mean how am I suppose to get "the ladies" with a bad back. Last time I checked, ladies do not like a guy hunched over and saying "OWW MY BACK". Although maybe I can use this to my advantage. Girls like to take care of ailing men right?

Hold on a second

SON OF A BITCH!!!!! (I just situated my back about .000000000000001 millimeters)

If this problem continues I suppose I'll have to go to one of those fake doctors, what do you call them, oh yeah Chiropracters. Maybe it will be a hot chick chiropracter.

So I imagine you are all thinking "Big deal at least that's your only problem" To that I say "You must be an idiot to think that is all that is wrong with me" "Do you even know who I am?" "You don't?" "Then stop reading my live journal, you weirdo"

On top of the back problem, I have two wisdom teeth coming in, so I can't eat in the back of my mouth and I burned my tounge and the roof of my mouth. I guess I should stop trying to show off by putting out flaming arrows in my mouth.

In addition, my eyesight is getting worse. In fact I hit a kid yesterday, he was jewish so it was not a big deal (by the way that was a joke, for the individuals with sarcasm-deficient personalities out there)

Anywho, I'm sure I'll post something else after my classes are over and my back is better

As Billy Madison says "O'Doyle I have a bad feeling that your whole family is going down someday, but for now I've gotta study"

PARTY
SATURDAY
CHARLESTON
AROUND 3 TIL ???? (you know it's gonna be crazy when you see ????)
BRING FOOD IF YOU WANT TO GRILL (I will buy some stuff, but probably not enough)
BRING A PILLOW AND MAYBE A COVER

BYE BYE